I got this from kallie. . .

[ ] I've walked into a glass/screen door on more than one occasion.
[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
[x] I have choked on my own spit. (I think everyone has.)
[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and I still don't get it.
[\] I type only with my pointer fingers. (Half x becaus I still do sometimes.)
[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
[ ] Aqua Teen Hunger Force is hilarious.
[ ] I've told a cop to fuck off and got screwed for it.
[] I have ran up a 'down' escalator and down an 'up' escalator before.
[x] I've had some kind of beverage come out of my nose.
[x] When I think of something funny, I laugh loudly and people look at me weird.
[x] I've caught myself drooling... (I do all the time. . .)
[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion. (accidently on purpose)
[x] If someone says the word "poop", I can't help but laugh.
[x] I just laughed at that.
[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
[x] I've been in a car accident simply because I wasn't paying attention. (I was 9. I drove up a tree. Literally)
[ ] I've been caught driving drunk...
[x] Sometimes I'll just...stop thinking.
[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow!
[x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me or laugh.
[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice". (Well, it has some good Ideas.)
[x] I've had food fall out of my mouth while I was talking.
[ ] I use my fingers to do simple math like 7 + 4.
[ ] I've opened a vehicle door while it was still moving.
[x] I ate a bug for $5 or less. (why Charge? I do it for free. . .)
[ ] I have puked in my boyfriend/girlfriend's car.
[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
[] I've fallen UP the stairs before.
[x] I've forgotten to put the car in drive and have moved backward rather than forward.
[x] I've peed my pants when I was laughing/choking.
[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk. ( I wasn't drunk)
[ ] I've looked all over for something when it was in my hand the whole time. (I think everyone Has)
[x] I have failed a class in school.(I had a 0% F in Louisiana history. . .)
[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] People know not to use big words on me.(i use them on you!!)
[x] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at. (Yeah but they don't like me.)
[ ] I often make a weird noise when I'm confused.
[x] I sometimes start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. (often)
[x] I've fallen out of a chair before.
[ ] I can see pictures in different objects in dark rooms.
[x] I understood that statement.
[\] I take ADD medication. (used to)
[x] I don't get it. (Don't get what?)
[ ] I've counted like this before: "8, 9, 10, 1, 2, shit, I mean 12."
[x] I have pushed a door when it said 'ull' and pulled it when it said 'ush'.
[x] I've tried to operate a machine before when it was broken or not plugged in. (lost 3 quarters that way.)
[ ] This survey made me feel a little more stupid. (i'm not stupid, I'm crazy.)